Kayole pastor gets high on altar wine, starts mumbling gibberish

Holy Communion

A church in Nairobi’s Kayole Estate was a fortnight ago forced to temporarily suspend service after the presiding man of God got high on altar wine and began talking gibberish.
All was okay until it was time to receive Holy Communion. Once the pastor was done serving the parishioners, he gulped all the remaining wine, as he always does. Unfortunately, on this day the content of the chalice was so much that it gave him a high.
The tipsy man of God began mumbling thing that left the shocked faithful in stitches. “Nani hapa anaweza sema anajua Mungu kuniliko. Muache iyo ujanja na ujuaji (Who among you knows God better than I do? You should stop being know-it-alls),” said the pastor as he went on muttering unintelligible stuff.
Sources: http://www.sde.co.ke/article/2000194033/kayole-pastor-gets-high-on-altar-wine-starts-mumbling-gibberish

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